these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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