P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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