Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
