dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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