I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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