Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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