Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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