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(586): View more from Michigan

love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"

(586): View more from Michigan

and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."

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I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.

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(850): View more from Florida

Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

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I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

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(541): View more from Oregon

Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

All the doctor said was why

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