So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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