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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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