Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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