ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
this will be a night to untag.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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