I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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