He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
