It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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