My brain says no but my pants say off.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
