Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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