What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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