? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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