One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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