Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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