Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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