plz talk dirty to me
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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