I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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