So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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