its not stalking. its research.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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