PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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