why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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