Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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