Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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