just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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