have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Drake has all the answers
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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