Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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