i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
