I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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