whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Do vagina's smell?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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