Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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