I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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