And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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