You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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