May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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