It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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