I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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