I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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