i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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