You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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