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I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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