i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
True strength comes from lack of pants
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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