For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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