I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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