But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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