My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
do nipples grow back?
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