I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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