bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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