make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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