the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He? As in you personified your dick?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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